No exams at Kassel University’s graduate programs! Teachers don’t know English, so your grades depend on how readily you spread your legs before neo-Nazi Professor Dr. Rolf-Dieter Postlep running Global Labour University (GLU), Programme Germany.
Men are also welcome. You must be willing to stick your arse in Rolf-Dieter Postlep’s hideous face.
Education is free. DAAD is willing to pay for you, provided that you would be loyal to the cause of neo-Nazism. Regardless of what they do or say, your response must be Yes sir. After all, they’re hiring you for their terror group.
